LOKI LOVES ME

For all you Asatru fans this is a kick in the pants.  Sung to the classic Jesus Loves You tune.  No I didn't post it because I hate Christians (never did never will).  I just thought it was funny!  Get fucking over it....

Loki loves me this I know,
For last night he told me so.
Little minions march along,
Drive you crazy with this song.

Chorus:
   Yes, Loki loves me
   Yes, Loki loves me
   Yes, Loki loves me
   Last night he told me so

In the circle I did say
Loki send some luck my way
Great big smile all I did see
He said he'd come visit me

Monday morning, I woke up
Found piss in my coffee cup
Dung upon the kitchen floor
Slipped on it right through the door

Tuesday morning I arose
Found matchsticks between my toes
Loki's smile was nice and bright
"Hey there bud, you got a light?"

Wednesday when I went to work
Loki in my office lurked
Heard my secretary scream
"Oh, my GOD that's so obscene!"

Thursday morn, when I was gone
Loki mowed the neighbor's lawn
Even though the job was free
I found out he's sueing me

Friday when my grandma came
I though I would go insane
Found her tied up to my bed
Great big smile and damn near dead!

Saturday I went to lunch
With that same ol' black tie bunch
Loki came with as my guest
Insulted most and f**ked the rest

Sunday morn, a peaceful dawn
I looked around, was Loki gone?
A note upon my kitchen door
Read "Buy more beer, I'll go get Thor!"